Pop along to Pulp Fiction at 43 Bread Street in Edinburgh, and ask, in as loud and as clear a voice as you can:
“I would like to purchase your finest copy of New Myths and Legends of Edinburgh Volume 1 – the ‘Professor MacIntyre is Missing! ‘ edition.”
and be ready to pass the nice person at the till the small sum of four pounds.
Then sit yourself down, order a coffee and a scone and enjoy your new purchase. Both the book and the victuals, I mean.